(16:54:00) Mike in Sales Hello, welcome to ShadesDaddy! Can I help you in any way?
(16:54:01) Visitor Hey, ummm I need a screw for a pair of wayfarers. Do you sell them??
(16:54:10) Mike in Sales no screws – sorry!
(16:54:19) Visitor Damn
(16:54:33) Mike in Sales email firstname.lastname@example.org
(16:54:38) Mike in Sales maybe we can help.
(16:54:38) Visitor is this automated or do you know where I can find one??
(16:54:44) Mike in Sales no im real hah
(16:54:50) Mike in Sales half robot half human
(16:54:55) Visitor awesome
(16:55:32) Visitor okay so you said no, but ya still want me to email?
(16:55:41) Mike in Sales yes, email
(16:55:43) Mike in Sales maybe we can
(16:55:47) Mike in Sales cause wayfarers are really popular so
(16:57:14) Visitor yeah i thought that
(16:57:18) Visitor are you like a manager?
(16:58:13) Visitor ooh are you american?
(16:59:56) Mike in Sales manager or american?
(16:59:58) Mike in Sales haha
(17:00:00) Mike in Sales American
(17:00:02) Visitor er both?
(17:00:14) Visitor bugger, so if i buy something on here then it will come from america and take bloody ages
(17:00:21) Visitor i’m a brit as you can probably guess
(17:00:23) Mike in Sales it can
(17:00:24) Mike in Sales yep
(17:00:34) Mike in Sales go to a local store, man. they should have screws!
(17:00:40) Visitor hey i’m a lady!
(17:00:46) Mike in Sales sorry!
(17:00:47) Mike in Sales LADY
(17:00:58) Visitor haha you’re so professional
(17:01:07) Mike in Sales we talk to customers like friends here
(17:01:19) Mike in Sales normal communication ..
(17:01:36) Visitor right oh
(17:01:37) Mike in Sales you don’t want someone fake do you?
(17:01:48) Visitor well it’s annoying talking to a robot right
(17:01:56) Mike in Sales im half robot
(17:02:01) Visitor ahuh
(17:02:06) Mike in Sales half amazing
(17:02:06) Visitor do you have like a bionic arm or something
(17:02:13) Visitor smooth!
(17:02:16) Mike in Sales no i live inside the computer
(17:02:25) Visitor like tron?
(17:02:27) Visitor are you stuck?
(17:02:39) Mike in Sales i am – i need to help 1000 people find parts for sunglasses and i can finally be let out.
(17:02:52) Visitor what number are you on now?
(17:02:57) Mike in Sales 4
(17:03:05) Mike in Sales no way, over 500 mark for sure already.
(17:03:15) Visitor maybe i should get my friends to talk to you
(17:03:24) Mike in Sales please
(17:03:32) Visitor i feel bad that you’re stuck in some alternate reality
(17:03:33) Mike in Sales do they live in the digital world or real world?
(17:03:44) Visitor the real world, is that a problem?
(17:03:49) Mike in Sales no
(17:04:00) Mike in Sales i think you think this is the real world
(17:04:04) Mike in Sales but you’re not
(17:04:07) Mike in Sales you’re half digital half real.
(17:05:15) Visitor shit i’m in the matrix aren’t i?
(17:05:32) Mike in Sales what pill did you take?
(17:09:15) Visitor you’re messing with my mind dude
(17:09:34) Mike in Sales uh oh – you might end up here stuck with me.
(17:10:24) Visitor as long as you keep entertaining me then that’s fine
(17:10:43) Mike in Sales i know right haha – ok great chat – i need to find my way out of the matrix
(17:11:06) Mike in Sales share this chat with all your friends. invite them to the matrix.
(17:11:27) Visitor i shall do, goodbye half-robot it’s been interesting.
(17:11:45) Mike in Sales it is. maybe we’ll never speak again – but you shall remember this.
(17:12:10) Mike in Sales say goodbye to this robot – cause there won’t be robot like me again.
(17:15:30) Visitor i actually don’t think there ever will be and this makes me slightly sad. i shall continue my quest for a screw.
(17:15:45) Visitor and that was NOT supposed to be an innuendo!
(17:16:09) Mike in Sales dont worry – you can find me here sometimes, maybe. unless this was all a dream.